A night on the Town

My night on the town

First I would Take a shower and put on some good smelling stuff. Then I would go pick up my super hott!!!!!!!!!! Girlfriend. And we would go to the most expensive restaurant in Omaha, put I would have to pay for it because I know the owner and I wouldn't have to pay. Then we would go home and we would talk a lot. Then I would kiss her and go home.
Hide
If I were Hide from that 70s show I would got get a hot date. I would do nothing to prepare. Then we would go get a really cheap dinner, then we would do inappropriate things. Then I would go sit in the circle, with my friends, and get HI!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus we would drink a lot of get drunk.
Opposite Gender
If I were a girl, I would take 7 hours to prepare for a hot date. Then I would call my Best friend and talk to her and say what if he doesn't like me. When he came we would leave his his expensive car. We would got to a romantic restaurant. We would eat and talk. Then he would take me home and give me a good night kiss. Then I would leave my house and go flirt with some guys I don't know. Then sleep.
1950's
If I was in the 1950's, I would take a show and I would get dressed and then I would ask my mom if I looked good. haha. Then I would go pick up my date and take her to a dance. We would see some of my friends there. Then we would go to a old dinner that had pretty good food. And I would buy her something to eat. Then I would take her home. Then I would go home and I would be in bed by 9 o'clock. haha.
Fish
If I were a fish. First I would take a bath in the clean water. Then I would get ready to get dressed for a night out with the boys for a night on the reef. But all of the sudden I got swouped up by a stupid ugly human. He put me in a tank. Then he took me out and chopped my head off and I would be dead. I think he was Japanese. Then he fried me up and surved my to these weird Japanese people. THEN THEY ATE ME IN 5 SECONDS!!!!! Then End.
Caveman
If I was a Caveman, I would of course buy my auto inserence at Geico. Then I would jump in the lake to get clean. Then I would get my wheel ready. After that I would got get my friend named blog, and the rest of my friends. And we would get some huge boulders and logs. Then we would beat every person we meet. Then finaly we would beat each other up. The End